[Have a video of Narcissus, only half-dressed, as a chick.]

I called the agency and told them I was Nicholas' sister and asked if I could possibly borrow some clothes. When I went in, some photographer grabbed me and simply insisted I do a shoot for him. Thus, my female body will be preserved indefinitely and I received all the quality pieces I ( Read more... )

What a successful Valentine's Day this was! I'm proud of you guys, getting so much action. Really. Appreciate the beauty while it lasts. While we can comfortably agree that I've aged well, I don't think that's true for many of the rest of you. It's sad to see you clinging to the delusion that you're still pretty, in fact ( Read more... )

These stairs are horrid. Is there anyone presently near the lobby that I could stay with temporarily? After a 14-hour day at work, the last thing I need is to climb stairs.

Khaos, how cruel.

At least the slot machines are entertaining, even if I must walk one level to find them.